ARMOR UP WHEN YOU DRINK
Alcohol Armor is the pre-emptive strike against those awful morning afters
Established in 2022
you have to have a solution before you drink
If other “cures” worked, our product wouldn’t exist. Alcohol Armor is THE pre-emptive strike against those awful morning afters. Created by battle-hardened veterans, Alcohol Armor is the first product designed to be taken with your first drink and has been tested extensively from the jungles of Colombia to the deserts of the Middle East. Whether you’re prepping for a night out or recovering from one, Alcohol Armor has you covered. Alcohol Armor…party like a savage and wake up like a hero!
No Bullsh*t Guarantee
Super easy, super fast! The Savages that created Alcohol Armor believe that if used properly, all consumers will be armored up against those terrible morning hangovers. However, if for some reason Alcohol Armor does not work for you, we will refund your purchase no questions asked. Unlike some companies that guarantee their product and make you go through endless paperwork to get your refund, and you feel like you need a special ops team to storm their building to get your money, we make it simple. E-mail our customer service line, give them your information, and we will refund your money.
At Alcohol Armor, we take pride in our product and stand firmly behind it. That’s why we want all our customers to enjoy their nights to the fullest with the assurance that they can wake up the next morning ready to take on the day. Because we believe in our product, we also promise you won’t experience another hangover again. That’s not just a guarantee, it’s our mission.
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